What is Fucking Christmas?
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A somewhat disturbing viral video on the Internet. Can be found with an easy Google search. The video contains a man, (probably a lonely, gay, virgin), dancing to music while naked and wearing a Santa Claus mask, spanking himself with a ping pong paddle, fucking inanimate objects such as pumpkins, and uncooked turkeys, also, shoving many things up his ass, then eating them.
Man 1: Dude, have you seen that Fucking Christmas video?
Man 2: No. I'll do that now.
*watches*
Man 2: What the fuck did I just watch?...
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your n..
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A sexual act involving two men playing cards on a woman's back whilst pummeling her from both ends.
"You fancy getting your w..
