Fuckmas

What is Fuckmas?

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What Disney and all other "child" orientatedbusinesses are doing to us at Christmas. Wishing us a 'Merry Fuckmas, you've just paid us £40 for a piece of shit, you stupid fucking moron. You keep this economy going and you buy our crap?'

At Eurodisney

DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,

SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy

MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.

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