Fuckton

What is Fuckton?


1.

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yodude, that bitch gotta be sportin17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plantyour ass there. There's a shitloadof Santorumon the fuckton.

See Marc

2.

more than a shitload

3.

The mass of a Dyson sphere. That is, the amount of matter required to construct a sphere around the sun. It is assumed that the sphere has as little thickness as possible.

A fuckton of iron has been calculated to be 8.806 * 10^21 kilograms of iron, or 1.941 * 10^22 pounds of iron.

4.

More of something than one could possibly carry or deal with.

When I get back from vacation, I'm going to have a fuckton of filing to do.

5.

(n): a large extent, amount, or number exceeding "a ton" (when informally used)

"Because I neglected to purchase my books for the first two weeks of school, I had a fuckton of reading to do."

See fuckton, a lot, ton

6.

a) A descriptive term for a count of objects usually defined to be equal to twenty-two (22).

b) Two fucktillions.

Person 1: How many cards do you have left?

Person 2: I have a fuckton!

Person 3: *counts cards* He means twenty-two.

See number, quantity, count, total, fucktillion

7.

is = to 100 shit loads

today i have a shitload of work

this week i had a fuckton to do at work

See fuck, shit, fuckton, fuckload, shitload


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