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When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel lik..
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When you're having sex with a girl, who weighs as much as two girls. You're sexual experience weighs in as a 3 way...but there..
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When you use either your shit or someone elses shit as lubricant to masterbate.
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John: I ran out of lotion to jack-off last night s..