What is Full Body Massage?
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A legal way to advertise a massage which ends with the man receiving a hand job.
A full body massage costs 40 dollars for half an hour.
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A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.
Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.
Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!
3.
when your whole body be get massaged
Phoebe axed John for the full body massage.
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sparkly substance that is projected from the anus of the unicorn
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When you have a shitty outlook on life
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