Full Body Massage

What is Full Body Massage?


1.

A legal way to advertise a massage which ends with the man receiving a hand job.

A full body massage costs 40 dollars for half an hour.

2.

A nice way of saying, "Getting Laid in the shade" because ad's in the paper alway's say "full body massage" but that's just a front for prostitution.

Kid 1: I got lucky, I just a full body massage.

Kid 2: HOLY SHIT!

3.

when your whole body be get massaged

Phoebe axed John for the full body massage.


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