What is Full-time Friend?
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An insecure friend that always needs constant devotion and attention to keep from flipping out and assuming the worst about your friendship. They are like significant others without benefits.
"Yeah, she's mad at me because she thinks I'm 'ignoring' her texts. My phone was dead, jeez. "
"Wow, she's a full-time friend, isn't she?"
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Generally also known as End's girlfriend
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The state of being too blackout drunk to ride a bicycle, but too drunk to walk without it
Johnny was bike drunk, and had to lean on his..