What is Full-time Friend?
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An insecure friend that always needs constant devotion and attention to keep from flipping out and assuming the worst about your friendship. They are like significant others without benefits.
"Yeah, she's mad at me because she thinks I'm 'ignoring' her texts. My phone was dead, jeez. "
"Wow, she's a full-time friend, isn't she?"
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When you take a shit, and you wipe and the toilet paper is perfectly clean, so you don't have to wipe again.
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the guy from spongebob that squidward makes up that has a spatula as a hand!
Oh no! its the hash slinging slasher!..
