What is Full-time Friend?
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An insecure friend that always needs constant devotion and attention to keep from flipping out and assuming the worst about your friendship. They are like significant others without benefits.
"Yeah, she's mad at me because she thinks I'm 'ignoring' her texts. My phone was dead, jeez. "
"Wow, she's a full-time friend, isn't she?"
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When you take a dump and jack off at the same time.
Dude i just Plop Rocketed in your bed.
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The jump taken when one purchases pornographic images and/or videos from a dodgey looking website.
Guy 1: "Dude, look, unlimited a..
