What is Full-time Friend?
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An insecure friend that always needs constant devotion and attention to keep from flipping out and assuming the worst about your friendship. They are like significant others without benefits.
"Yeah, she's mad at me because she thinks I'm 'ignoring' her texts. My phone was dead, jeez. "
"Wow, she's a full-time friend, isn't she?"
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One's belly button closely resembles a vagina.
Dude, you have a vagellybutton! That's sick.
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The finite leader of dork squad, he is payed in millions of cool points per second. Promoted to leader because the rest of dork squad is..
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Very funny term for masturbation.
"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."
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