What is Full-time Friend?
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An insecure friend that always needs constant devotion and attention to keep from flipping out and assuming the worst about your friendship. They are like significant others without benefits.
"Yeah, she's mad at me because she thinks I'm 'ignoring' her texts. My phone was dead, jeez. "
"Wow, she's a full-time friend, isn't she?"
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a petty thief or crackhead;someone looking for the hookup.
willy is nothing but a phadangler,he tried to sell me his gandtees houseshoe..
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A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.
Uniformed Shlub: ..