Full-time Friend

What is Full-time Friend?


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An insecure friend that always needs constant devotion and attention to keep from flipping out and assuming the worst about your friendship. They are like significant others without benefits.

"Yeah, she's mad at me because she thinks I'm 'ignoring' her texts. My phone was dead, jeez. "

"Wow, she's a full-time friend, isn't she?"

See psycho-ex, spouse without benefits, marriage, best friends, clingy


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