Coupon Edit Meaning

1.

The word coupon originated from the actions of a one person; Sean Daschko. So intense were the actions of Mr. Daschko's 'Coupon' methods that a definition was created to fit this unusual behavior. To be a 'Coupon', or to use 'Coupon Methods' is to effectively take advantage of your surroundings in order to enhance ones own private needs.

Sean Dashcko went to Subway and used Coupon Methods in order to obtain an irregular amount of Subway Stamps to recieve a free foot-long Subway sandwich.

Billy then replied, "Sean, stop being such a Coupon."

"Yeah man, whats with your Coupon Methods these days?" Brian asked.

2.

Face. Northern Irish and Scottish dialect.

State o' yir coupon!

See bake, puss, boat race, face

3.

an extremely ugly and usually overweight female. A coupon is meant to lessen the cost for the user (ex. splitting a cab). Not unlike their namesake, a coupon embarrasses the user and is a pain in the ass to carry around. Once the user arrives at the destination (usually the bar), the coupon has been expired and hopefully retreats into the dark night.

hey Adam, let's go use those coupons. I only have $20 to spend tonight.

See ugly, fat, useless, embarrassing, idiot

4.

A person who is worth less value than a normal human being. Otherwise someone who is a failure at life.

Brandon: "Hey guys! Want to eat some carrots?"

Dan: "Brandon, your such a coupon."

See failure, loser, douche, n00b

5.

A coupon is someone that tries to get an advantage in their favour or is unfair in how they act.

Uses: to coup someone, to use coupon methods, to be a coupon

Why you coupin'?

See Devon

6.

Face, scottish dialect, Irvine Welsh novels

'I ken that schemie's coupon'

7.

A traffic ticket

I got a coupon on my way home from work today.