What is Functional Alcoholic?
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
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i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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born 8 December 1966.
A former english footballer. most know for his time at newcastle united. Banging in goals left right and centre.
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when the plasma on your computer screen returns to normal.
"murphie, murphie!! its ok, it reconvinulates."
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What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stage..
