What is Functional Alcoholic?
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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A girl that either has had lots of babies @ a young age, or shes had so many abortions..that its like a waterslide...of fetusus..
Look ..
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When you get a girl wet.
I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake
See pussy, dick, 69, sex, asshole..
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the funniest crack whore ever on earth
is elizabeth nicole fairley working her corner tonight?
See blue, dismal, gloomy, melancholy..
