What is Functional Alcoholic?
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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A turd that comes out in small rock shaped form.
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To take a material possesion and spend a ton of money on it making it out of this world.
To bling the sh#t out of something.
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Before fucking a girl analy, you stick an egg (depending on the size of the anal cavern), then you insert your throbbing piece until the..
