What is Functional Alcoholic?
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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when the local police squad spends more time looking for women than actual criminals.
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How much electricity you can steal before getting caught.
I paid only 25 bucks on my electric bill. Even though I used over 100 dollars..
