What is Functional Alcoholic?
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
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i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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Excrement adhering to the hairs around a badly wiped bottom. See also dangleberries n. or Winnits;
Oh dear, I seem to be suffering from..
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being broke or always being out of money
i'm going to have to start calling the boy fireplug, because he stays on the curb
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