What is Functional Alcoholic?
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.
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A question asked in place of 'whose problem is it, mine or yours?'
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