What is Functional Alcoholic?
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.
While I ..
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To go where another man has boldy gone before
A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
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