Functional Alcoholic

What is Functional Alcoholic?

a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.

that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.

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i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?

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