What is Functional Alcoholic?
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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The gerund form of a transitive verb meaning "to have a conversation entirely composed of emoticons."
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superior fine asses.
also, opposite from ugg mug.
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Another name for a turd that clogs the toilet due to its massive size. Its name derives from the fact that it stinks and is not well rec..