What is Functional Alcoholic?
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a worthless yet admirable person who can drink everynight and still pull good grades in college or act as a normal person in a work environment.
that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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Random Words:
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The feeling of dread that overcomes you when seeing your call history after a night of heavy drinking!
Roy- Ah craaaaap!
Harvey – W..
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Sweet to the extreme, son; Totally totally awesome
Dude,your socks are totally sweetosity
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the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.
the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was ju..
