Fundametalist

What is Fundametalist?

A member of the Metaliban, someone who is fundamentalist about metal music.

These people can often be seen sporting massive mullets/ponytails, horseshoe moustaches and Motorhead/Slayer/Iron Maiden T-Shirts.

In order to fully witness a fundametalist at work, try going to a gig where a "classic metal" band are headlining, with newer acts in support:

Fundametalist 1: Oh boy, we're gonna see Iron maiden for the 10,000th time!

Fundametalist 2: Yeah, but we have to sit through that shitty act Lamb of God.

Both: Derisory Snorting

See metal, mullet, hardcore

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