Fungal Poisoning

What is Fungal Poisoning?

the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.

there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =]

*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan

"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa

"well you are too then!" ~jonathan

"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa

See fungal, fungus, poison, bruise

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