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A child that is "painted" with airbrushed makeup to look like a freakish barbie doll for children's beauty pageants.
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When you put a warm beer in the freezer to cool it down.
Q: "Was that your last beer bob?"
A: "Nope, I got a Soldier in..
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
"I can't believe you le..
