Furbumper Edit Meaning

1. When an attractive female ditches you on a date. Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour! See Derek..

1. When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's real..

1. When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit o..