What is Furgle?
1.
(verb)
1. to masturbate a man by jerking off his penis, OR if you are a man, to masturbate. women do not furgle, nor are they furgled.
2. to putter around loudly and ungracefully, making a lot of noise. to rumble around.
1. "I just spent all of friday night watching porn and furgling."
2. "Is dad home?"
"Yeah, I can hear him furgling around."
2.
someone who spends all day with a single girl and then lies to all of his friends about what they did all day by saying they were "watching a movie."
Brian Holmes is a prime example of a furgle.
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