Furlance

What is Furlance?

To wrap ones (male) genitalia (or a prosthetic if not male) in shag (material) before insertion into the orifice.

"She said she wanted me to do something kinky and the only thing around was my t-shirt made of shag so I furlanced her"

See tudow, mcwhaled, redsock, goring, gnarwhaled

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