Futilise

What is Futilise?

To use an item so inappropriate for the require task that it either causes damage or makes the task impossible to complete.

Example #1: I futilised my teeth to cut the lawn today.

Example #2: I futilised tap water to clean my turned-on camera's lens...

See futile, utilise, inappropriate, silly, daft

Fart Paste

1. the stuff you clean off your underwear after an uh-oh fart my god he farted and got his fart paste all over his pants See shit, poopoo..

Tarquin

1. reference of acknowledgement to a minor acquiantance whose first name your unsure of! Hi Tarquin how are you? See tarq, trevor, lionel..

Ligy

1. A common misspelling of the word "liege" often made my blonde individuals. For other uses, see "my ligy" "ecta..

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