Futilise

What is Futilise?

To use an item so inappropriate for the require task that it either causes damage or makes the task impossible to complete.

Example #1: I futilised my teeth to cut the lawn today.

Example #2: I futilised tap water to clean my turned-on camera's lens...

See futile, utilise, inappropriate, silly, daft

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Mickett

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