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Light weight is getting drunk really fast
"Are you a light weight?"
-No, it takes me 5 or more shots to get drunk!-
"O..
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One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.
- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a ho..
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Meaning the availability of time one can spend having sex in their schedule.
Looking at my schedule, I can pencil you in for an hour on..