Fwb

What is Fwb?


1.

see 'friends with benefits'

casual relationship implying no committment, but involving companionship (the friends bit) and some sort of physical element like making out, sex, baseball (the benefits). although rumored to be a myth, absolutely possible.

i don't have a boyfriend, but i do get to make out with my FWB.

See lette

2.

"Friends With Benefits"

When two people aren't officially going out but have sex anyway. Compare with fuck buddy.

My roommate's not with her anymore. They're FWB now.

See The Grammar Nazi

3.

Friends With Benefits

The best thing a man can ever ask for: you get a nice caring friend, sex and free sammiches AND you don't have to have kids or live with her. What else could you desire?

Right after the lecture I am going to my fwb to get some free sammiches and have some nice sex.

See friends with benefits, fuck buddy, milf, sex, girlfriend, boyfriend

4.

Fucking Worthless Bastard

Fucked Wrong Blond

Fucking While Blindfolded

Fucked While Broke

Caught receiving benefits from a Friend.

Oops, it was her twin sister!

If you're not careful, FWB could lead to you being robbed blind!

Got laid, and ain't getting paid

See fwb, blond, twins, bastard, broke

5.

friends w/benefits- when two can make a mess (sexually, mentally, and otherwise) and not have to clean it up

Yeah, we are definitely FWBs we sexin' but we dang sure ain't cuddlin'!!!!!

See undercover lover, hobby, epps

6.

Fucking White Boy. Pronounced (FWAB).

A term used by non-whites to describe mostly people of European descent (although Jews can fall under this definition). Characterized by their inferior pale skin, they have to apply sunblock on their noses when in the sun. They look like some fucked-up mister potato head doll.

Historically, they have been driven by greed and a lust for blood. They have killed and enslaved more people than all other races combined. And they wonder why they are hated so much.

They have a tendency to gather in groups wearing their laundry over their heads. They have the gall calling Arabs "rag-heads" when they themselves are sheet-heads, or rather, shit-heads. FWABs also like to shave their heads to expose more pale skin to the sun. They turn a lobster color when their skin burns and they have the nerve to call Native-Americans "the red man".

Tyrone: Those Fucking White Boys (FWBs, FWABs) are giving back everything they stole from everyone else albeit unwillingly. I bet you they're shittin' in their pants right now.

Jerome: Yeah, their land, their property, their money and their white bitches (Damn those white bitches are skanky! They do shit other non-white girls won't). Soon Fucking White Boys (FWBs, FWABs) will be a minority in America.

See white, caucasian, european, fwb

7.

Facebooking While Drunk. Doing something socially embarassing on Facebok after drinking too much alcohol.

Geez I so FWB'd last night! I was so drunk last night that I typed how I like gay goat sex in my facebook status update -only to wake up early next morning in sheer horror and erase the log entry.

See facebook, drunk, alcohol, embarassed, filter, hide, erase, insult


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