What is Fyfo?
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(fife-oh) n. A woman who is attractive from afar but once seen up close is quite the opposite. (F)ifty-(Y)ard (F)ake (O)ut.
Etymology: A football move from 50 yards away which causes a player on the opposing team to commit toward the wrong side of the field.
It was a good thing my bus sloshed mud onto that fyfo because I was considering making contact with her.
