Hemoshart

What is Hemoshart?


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When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

See shart, blood, fart, roids, hemorrhoids, poop, shit, defecation, accident


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