Hemoshart

What is Hemoshart?


1.

When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood.

I had a hemoshart at work while wearing my smart new white pants. I don't know what was more embarrassing, the red or the brown. My shoes did not go with either.

See shart, blood, fart, roids, hemorrhoids, poop, shit, defecation, accident


9

Random Words:

1. a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia. I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!..
1. an expression from about the 1950s meaning being in an excellent or ideal situation. whoever wins this week's lotto will be made i..
1. It's a cute and yummy girl, that a boy is gonna marry. Anna is a yummy mami,and she is gonna marry Tuty. See cuty, delicious, pup..