Gaborik

What is Gaborik?


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To get a major groin injury.... This stems from the fact that Marian Gaborik (of the Minnesota Wild) has NEVER played a full season because of that problem, which is such a shame cuz he could have helped the team become more consistent in making the playoffs and push toward winning the Stanley Cup if those issues didn't get in the way.

Hockey player 1: "Shit, I think somebody pulled a Gaborik on me?"

Hockey player 2: "How?"

Hockey player 1: "The fucker clutched his stick on my nuts! The fucking bastard!"

Hockey player 2: "Okay! I'm gonna smash that motherfucker too!"

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