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A dyslexic person.
A: Hey did you liek the socker mutch (soccer match)?
B: You mean... sucker marsh? Man. U. vs Barcel.?
A: Yea right..
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Similar to a Tea Bag, a Rubber Tortilla is when you stretch your scrotum over a sleeping person's face.
Dude, when you fall asleep..
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A really annoying fat person, typically a fat woman but can be a man as well.
That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again..