What is Galloping Piles?
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Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion
Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.
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