Galumpkes

What is Galumpkes?

A "Ginormous" rack. However, not so big that it's kind of gross. Instead, the term applies to perfectly shaped/sized breasts.

"Wow lookin' at those galumpkes is making me hungry!"

See pierogies, titties, hooters

M.bating

1. This is slang for masturbating, the short way of saying it. Also the less embarrassing way of saying masturbating when speaking around a..

Hairy Skinny Jeans

1. jeans so short that pubic hair is hanging out holy shit i can see her pubic hair she is wearing hairy skinny jeans See hairy, skinny,..

A Safety

1. The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid Hey you gonna nail her tonight? IDK, i have a saf..

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