Galumpkes

What is Galumpkes?

A "Ginormous" rack. However, not so big that it's kind of gross. Instead, the term applies to perfectly shaped/sized breasts.

"Wow lookin' at those galumpkes is making me hungry!"

See pierogies, titties, hooters

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