Gamer's Eye

What is Gamer's Eye?


1.

The really annoying unconscious twitching of the eyelid of either one or both eyes caused by heavy fatigue. It is not a painful condition, but the twitching does become very annoying over time. The only cure is regular deep sleep over a number of days. Called gamer's eye because so many gamers experience it after spending day after day sitting up until 2am playing Counter-Strike (or WOW, or some other game), then getting up at the usual time to attend work/school/college/etc.

Person 1: Man, I've been playing Counter-Strike for three days straight and now I've got the worst case of gamer's eye. Look closely, can you see my eyelid twitching?

Person 2: You are such a geek. You should switch to World of Warcraft; it kicks CS's ass!

Person 3: Dude, you know I can't play WOW; I'm heterosexual!

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2.

When you play so many games, you see things others miss out on.

Gamer: Dude, look! An awesome game! (piled under some other games)

Nongamer: Where? Wow, you have developed a Gamer's Eye. Wait... why do I care if you found a cool game? Nerd.

Gamer: And proud! Stupid n00b.

See gamer, nerd, games, n00b


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