Random Words:
1.
A used condom found floating up on the beach.
We enjoyed a nice barefoot stroll on the beach until I felt the sickening squish of a Lon..
1.
An alternative noun form of the word "function," often emerging in drunken conversations.
Dude, I don't think that'..
1.
to insert a plug into the ass while recieving fellatio, and then yanking it out during ejaculation, insuring perfect timing. also works..
