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A person with an unatural obssession with monkeys.....
*walks into Jo's room*
Me: "OMG. look at all the monkey stuff in here..
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The terrible mistake of applying icy hot to a sore muscle and then forgetting that the left over residue is still on your hands. The vic..
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A man using a woman's breasts as earmuffs. Usually by sitting in front or laying on the woman's stomach.
Tit earmuffs are com..