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A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football
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Otherwise known as Genital Herpes. Both men and women may experience "Fuck Lumps."
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A unit of currency. When a woman does something exceptionally nice for a romantic partner, she earns a triplelingus--three solid session..