Gandalf

What is Gandalf?


1.

One of the Istari (Wizards). A member of The Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf, "Elf of the Wand".

Olori, Mithrandir, Incanus, Tharkun, Greyhame.

2.

santa on crack

you shall not pass!

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3.

The greatest wizard in the world (Middle-earth) he's so cute and adorable! Everybody should have a gandalf in their life! Someone they can talk to, someone who can always offer you advice, someone with magical powers to save u from all the baddies in the world, someone who you know will always give you a hug at the end of the day!

He's like the perfect grandad that everybody wants!

Gandalf rocks!

4.

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?

Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

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5.

one of the many Hobbit themed cocktails available at the pub of the same name, in Southampton. Contains vodka, archers, blue WKD and lemonade. Very refreshing. £3 for a pint. I love them far too much.

"Mine's a Gandalf, please"

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6.

All of the above.

Gandalf is the Mac Daddy of Middle Earth!

7.

Supporting character in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Gandalf is a wizard who "dies" in the first book but comes back in The 2 Towers. He helps Frodo, a hobbit, bring the one ring to Mordor, where it can be destroyed to save Middle Earth.

Gandalf is to Mage as Frodo is to Hobbit.


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