Gap Troll

What is Gap Troll?


1.

a hairy, dwarfish creature that dwells under a bridge and is a trusted employee of The Gap. Often wearing the original Gap Denim Button-down and khakis, it allows entry into The Gap only to those who are wise enough to answer its riddles correctly. When excited, it will dance, rubbing its buttocks in a fit of joy, against its annoyed coworker or other patron who didnt answer the riddle correctly.

---What are you?

"I am the Gap Troll"

"Im quite an object I must confess, put one of me in a barrel, and I make it weigh less. What am I?"

---"Umm...a hole?!"

"YES! Welcome to The Gap!"

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2.

1. A small, ugly, humanoid that lives under a bridge and guards the entrance to The Gap, asking customers riddles.

2. A small, ugly student that lives in the school and gives head to twizzlers. Not to be confused with the Underpants Gnomes.

"I am the Gap Troll! Welcome to The Gap!"


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