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when you are campin out with your friends and you are dared to lick a puppy's dong
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WTF everyone it's a damn fruit.
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The best pizza in pittsburgh. Possibly the only pizza you would choose over sex
Hey yinz want laid or a vinnie pie? Ahhh vinnie pie fo..