Garfin

What is Garfin?


1.

being lazy and lame, lying around doing passive activities because you are too fat to get off your ass. being like garfield ='s garfin. garfielding around the house, garfin 'round the house.

"hey man want to come out to the park?" "no i'm too busy garfin around"

See lazy, lame, fat, boring

2.

A person, typically in their teens, who finds it cool to degrade themselves. Can be heard exclaiming, "Sweet! I win for the lowest grade in class!" May also be caught giving advice to new kids on how to ditch, where to smoke, and how to really piss teachers off.

Peter Griffin was a garfin in school, and still is!

See doofis, idiot, drop-out


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