Gargoyle Edit Meaning

1.

Gargoyles are the ancient, dreadful beings that lurk on balconies, usually above pools or hot tubs, looking down on unsuspecting prey. They are also known to inhabit dark corners and video rooms. These beings are similar to their heterosexual cousins known as creeper.

Defenses: The normal defense against gargoyles is a loud verbal acknowledgement of their existence (i.e. Creep, Weirdo, One step closer and I smack your dentures out, etc.) On occasion, over time, a gargoyle will become immune to the verbal acknowledgements and venture down to the pool or deck level. (Tier 1 Gargoyle). In these cases the best defense is to move quickly from the area as they are slow and can’t catch up without blowing a hip out.

Gargoyle (Gay Human Form), gargoyle, weirdo, freak, creeper, old fart

See gargoyle, creeper, weirdo, freak, old fart

1.

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.

See kegstand, shotgun, beer pong, flip cup, wasted

2.

The act getting into a perched position and masturbating. This position is usually reserved for advanced levels.

I was bored, so I got into a gargoyle and busted a nut.

See statue, james, dean

3.

To vomit and shit simultaneously

My shit stank so bad, it made me gargoyle on the bathroom floor

4.

the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation

warning:

during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage

caution:

wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury

note:

toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage

Jeff is rushing to do the gargoyle after all that Chipotle!

See poo, poop, toilet, shit, excrement, pooh, crap, bathroom, dump, flush, smell

5.

The Gargoyle is when u jump onto a keg and make a gargoyle like pose and growl. Then you take the tap and drink for a good 10 to 30 seconds from it. The gargoyle is used to kept keg lines long and mad. DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

At a high school graduation my 23 year old brother jumped onto the keg when at least 10 people over the age of 30 were behind him, the screaming got intense, but he growled like a gargoyle and made that keg his own. This one goes out to J.I. the greatest gargoyle in history.

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Usually mistaken as demons (which they shouldn't), Gargoyles are another winged creature. Usually friendly, can learn any magic, can learn any skill, and are much more social. Plus, they can be creatively designed in more unique ways than a demon when it comes to concepting them, so you'll have more fun with a gargoyle than the latter ;)

One breed that's often mistaken for demons is the Mimic Gargoyle. They're red, often have tipped tails and horns, but they have no ears. If you encounter a demon without ears, chances are it's a mimic gargoyle. :)

"Aww, that gargoyle is so cute!" *hugs*

7.

a person characterized by an enormous chin and a preference to sit in gargoyle position (squatting with knees up by the previously mentioned chin)

Evan Tobie is the original gargoyle

See gargoyle, evan, tobie, loser, crimson chin, chin