Garlon

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Santa clause had some presents to deliver but to bad i lived in a van down by the river. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!

YOU WILL DIE I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU! I shall cut open your skull and rip out your eyeballs and intestines and slurp them up out of the bottom of your skull like noodles!

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