G.i.joe Edit Meaning

1.

A group of clips taken from the G.I.Joe end messages, and edited to be hillarious.

"Last one on the ice is a penis pump! Holy crap im going <b>so</b> fast... <b>AHH FUCK</b>

and

"Pork chop samwhiches... holy crap, get the fuck outta here you retards, get the hell out fuck!"

Also who could forget

Boy1: "What that hells that on the road?"

Boy2: "I dunno, lets launch over it."

*car pulls up and black man gets out*

Blackie: "Bodymassage"

Boy1: "What did he say to us?"

*blackie removes the broken electrical cable from the road*

Blackie: "im a body massage machiene"