What is Garo?
1.
An extremly hairy animal found in the north east region of the usa. main communication between garos is, oh what?
these hairy little monsters are also known as furballs.
damn! those are some ugly garos. Someone needs to shave those things.
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2.
Somone with an irregularly large sized penis.
Generally the person who gets all the pussy.
A person whoes genitles are a magnet to all females that have correctly functioning Vagina's.
Damn Garo is a sexy beast.
I wanna suck Garo's cock,(shlonge, hose, attachment, penis, gleer, bleeg, blo)
Did you ladies hear about Garo; he was at this party and he shoved his penis into and out of 24 girls at the same time.(going through the vagina and exiting the asshole)
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3.
A beast in both the physical and metaphorical sense. A Garo's true sexdom is revealed only once a female sees one with it's shirt off. The reaction is similar to any Axe commercials on tv.
Do you see that Garo over there?! He's ripped! (proceeds to run towards, and subsequently violate the afformentioned Garo)
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4.
A big hairy sonofabitch. Very similar to a wookie, but much, MUCH cooler. Don't get too close to a garo, or it might start to slowly win your heart over, and then, if it feels the need, it will eat it.
I gots mah fuckin' heart eaten by a garo with a guitar.
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