Garret

What is Garret?


1.

Amazing kid at anything he tries, usually has brown hair and is the perfect person, will never give up on anything he loves. Every girl wants a Garret.

Damn your boyfriend wont give up on you will he? he's being a garret, i like it :)

See garret, garrett, cool, loving, caring

2.

self absorbed retard that constantly spouts shit out of his mouth in an attempt to be superior to others

Dude stop being such a Garret!

See douche, asshole, worm, jackass, ass

3.

extreemly sexy kid. usually has brown hair and has a nice body. looks like a abercombie model and is amazing in bed and has a HUGE dick. veryy diffrent from the name garrett which is the exact opposite

wow garret looks hot today, but garrett looks like a fagg

See garret, garrett, hot, sexy, damn

4.

A stalker, usually named "Garrett." Sometimes calls you seven times when you leave your phone at home. Shows up at your house randomly, to have an impromptu crying session.

"Dude, the Garrett texted me while I was crying this afternoon telling me to stop crying. I knew he was around somewhere."

See stalker, creep, annoying, pathetic, old, scary

5.

A room on the highest floor of a house.

I live in a garret - I can see the river from up there!

See tall, high, room, house, something

6.

GARRETS are PLAYERS! garrets love to use girls and fuck or make them blow him when they are drunk or high. he uses girls for anything, they can look good or bad, garrets' probably most likey have an std so stay away from that untaimed nasty ass dick; if you plan on fucking him use a condom maybe even double bag it, for suree and clean your self right after. im sure garrets love guys to so if you want it up the but just call garrets. garrets also like doing it in the car so if he takes you for a ride you know what to do, they normally have blonde hair and a sexy body but the face is ikyyy

if you fuck anything that can walk, with a whole and a pulse; maybe not even a pulse your a garret

See manwhore, skank, ewwie, cuntlicker, user, player

7.

the act of driving into an inanimate object, parked car, car at a stop light, etc.

Person 1: did you know that kid nailed someone at a stoplight?

Person 2: yea what an idiot, he pulled a Garret

See greenlight, idiot, bus, car


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