Garretson

What is Garretson?

A cute girl named kelly

damn look at kelly garretson! she is fiiiiine!!

See hoe, bitch, skank, slut, whore, Hollywood

One who likes to pour salt water down his or her pants to keep their crabs fresh.

Man, that kid that I met at church is DEFINATELY a garretson; he MUST have went to Benton to die.

See earthchild, ghetto, fishy

Jerk The Turk

1. To masturbate; applies to males or females. Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk. See mastur..

Shankers

1. Oh my gosh! Darn it. Shankers... I lost again. See oh my gosh, what, gosh, damnit, damn it, dang, awesofrickintastic..

Jackaboo

1. a nigga or "jigaboo" who isnt gettin any pussy so he must jackoff........ a lot combination of jigaboo and jackoff eva ..

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