What is Gartrell?
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A white man with a thin, but long penis, exceeding at least seven inches
girl: I had sex with my boyfriend. He's a Gartrell
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1. a person with shitty asian tattoo's who is not asian and is probably white.
2. a person with an asian influenced penis (small), also usually thin.
3. the kind of person who would write smack about someone else over the internet.
1. white guy 'look at my cool asian tattoo's!'
me 'you're white dude, asian tattoo's are for asian's! what a fucking gartrell'
2. 'i like asian influenced things!'
me 'in your pants...'
3. 'i'm going to write some smack about people on the internet!'
me 'dude don't you're such a gartrell if you do!'
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when an overly gay man named Jordan dresses retarded to go out with his BFFL (his only friend) and get shit on by older white males.
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When your partner defecates on your big toe, and you drag it across their chest.
Dude i gave your girlfriend a velocycraptor last night..