Gashlocks

What is Gashlocks?

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gashlocks (noun.) a synonym of chastity belt for the digital age based on word play between: 'caps locks', found on most keyboards and; 'gash', a defamatory slang word for the female genetalia.

"I suggested we engage in online sex but she put on the gashlocks!"

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"Mum, I'm just using the Internet..."

"Okay honey, remember to put on your gashlocks!"

See chastity, chastity belt, lock, gash, refrain, sexual angst, sex, virgin, virginity, abstinence
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