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to masturbate one's self in private
Yeah, i'm just off to have myself a quick intimate rest
See Maddog
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To have a wank.
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this occurs when some big batty fatty rolls down the stairs and cos he ate so much baked beans the beans come out his balls + then he si..
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when your penis fails to work; a broken penis.
Tyler: whats it called when you sprain your penis?
Nate: It means you popped a boner.
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