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When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pi..
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we all know the ancient Greeks liked a little anal sex here and there, so when a woman is on her periodand must surrender her ass to her..
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When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.
After that 11th beer I s..