What is Geoffrey?
1.
The most wonderous giraffe in the whole entire world. He lives in Toys "R" (imagine that R is the wrong way round) us
There's a magical place
We're on our way there
With toys in their millions
All under one roof
It's called Toys "R" Us!
Soon after bedtime
When dark night-time falls
Geoffrey and helpers
Stock up on the shelves.
From ceiling to floor
Books, board games and bikes.
Teddies, puppets and dolls.
Bats, spaceships and trikes.
"There's millions!" says Geoffrey
"All under one roof".
It's called Toys "R" Us,
Toys "R" Us, Toys "R" Us.
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2.
A name that can command upmost respect or downright contempt and everything in between.
"Geoffrey" is the highest form of the name and "Jephrye" is the lowest.
The poignant aspects of the spelling being the "G" and the "FF" if these are in place the name is great.
Sir Geoffrey Longsword of Cheshire is beyond reproach, Jeffrey Butts is a small time American crook and Jephrye is the lead singer of some unsigned emo band loitering around Camden avoiding sunlight.
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3.
The best giraffe in the world.
A: Why were you at Toys R Us?!
B: To see Geoffrey! Duh!
4.
A term usually used on disgusting French guys who are ugly and have absolutely no qualifications at all. The worlds most useless human beings are called Geoffrey.
iik! what is that!!?? OMG! It's a Geoffrey! Such a waste of perfectly good space...
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5.
This creature has black and ginger hair and resembles a hamster.
Yeah he's quite long in the upwards direction.
Oh look at that geoffrey!
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1.
Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.
Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?
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