What is Gerfunkenrub?
1.
A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.
Ger-funk-in-rub
John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.
I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.
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2.
A word meaning anything sexual, often used by teenyboppers and teenagers. One day, all will use gerfunkenrub.
Damn, I gerfunkenrubbed THAT last week.
I'm going to go gerfunkenrub in the privacy of my own home now.
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3.
In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.
I can just tell by that woman's face that she hasn't been gerfunkenrubbed in a long time.
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