German Biscuits

What is German Biscuits?

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German biscuits occur when you slowly pull your erect penis out of your wife's or girlfriend's or sister's ass and find a small round deposit of feces on its tip. The biscuit should be shoved in her mouth as soon as possible, if not sooner. You wanna do it before the odor hits.

Jacques: What the fuck is this on the end of my dick you cavernous slut????!!!?!?!?!

Slut: Oh chill out, you ignoramus. Those are just German biscuits. Here, I will help. Mmmmmnnnnnnnmnmmnmnmnmnaaaaaaaaaaaamnmanm

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