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This man told his wife she must wake up in the morning or she must give him head he woke up the next morning and she didn't want to..
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A Good Ass song.
Since the phrase good ass song is now a bit cliche, use
"GOOSE SONG!"
2 people are talking about music.
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sweet, cool, fantastic, narley
Dude #1: "Remember when you punched that chick in the face"
Dude #2: "Not really, I was ..