Gertrude

What is Gertrude?

1.

The most funniest name ever

Hey gertrude!

See gertrude, cool, funny, ballin', lol

2.

adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.

something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.

I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

See gertrude, bullshit, absurd, crazy, outrageous

3.

An elongated clitoris; so long that it dangles freely beyond the labia (or pussy-lips, if you will).

It all went Brokeback Mountain; I mean, how the hell was I supposed to know that I'd end up suckling on a gertrude. It totally fucked with my shit.

See clit, fanny, cunnilingus, sapho
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