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When a man has pubic hairs that are longer than the actual penis. New York is used because it is filled with tall buildings, yet has a s..
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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When you're giving yourself a stranger, but you wear a white glove and pretend it's Michael. The Michael Jackson Stranger work..
