Get Wood

What is Get Wood?

1. When your pocket rocketprepares to blast off to planet poontang.

2. To gather the secondary xylem of trees and shrubs.

1. "I can't get wood."

2. "I can't get wood - we're in a desert."

See wood, woody, morning wood, erection, boner, stiffy, hard-on, dead 90, pitching a tent, morning glory

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Evening High

1. When one smokes marijuana in the early evening, usually after dinner. It is a mellow and peaceful high. "That was a good dinner, n..

Beeteedubbs

1. Alternate way of saying 'By The Way.' Probably the best neologism this side of ceiling cat's reign. Oh, Beeteedubbs, you..

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