What is Getting Off At Paisley?
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A term used in the West of Scotlnd meaning to practise Coitus Interruptus (the Withdrawl method), as favoured by the Catholic Church due to it's lack of efficacy. Refers to Paisley being the penultimate train station when travelling from the Clyde coast back to Glasgow.
Senga: Are you on the pill Donna-Marie?
Donna-Marie: No he's getting off at Paisley
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The bits of fecal matter stuck to the hair around the anus.
My fanny crust is itching like crazy...
