Ghetto Mart

What is Ghetto Mart?


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Noun. Any liquor store in your neighborhood. Usually located on a corner. A Ghetto Mart normally sells malt liquor, cigarettes, candy, cracky snacks (twinkies & nutty bars), microwaveable burritos, Lottery tickets and the like. Produce is usually limited to limes, potatoes and onions. They also stock Brillo pads, but normally keep them behind the counter, as to know who the neighborhood crackheads are.

Also known as a Crack Mart. Ghetto Mart owners are none to pleased to find out that you refer to them as the "Ghetto Mart", they usually say things like, "What's wrong with us?, Why are you dogging us? or, Why can't you just call us Lee's Market, after all that's what the sign say's, dosen't it?"

DJ Willow from Paris: Oh,Dag! were all out of Blunt wraps! I'm going to the Ghetto Mart to stock up, do you want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Jiffy: You're going? Hell Yes! Get me a case of Corona and a Cracky snack.

DJ Willow from Paris: Do you prefer a salty or sweet Cracky snack?

Jiffy: Um,...That's a toughie, better get me both.

DJ Willow from Paris: Okay, Roger That!

See corner store, ghetto, liquor store, brillo pads, cracky snacks, DJ Willow from Paris


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